The Angry Pirate: Elicit the dead eye and crippled leg pirate effect by busting in your partner's eye while delivering a swift kick to the shin.

The Blumpkin: Getting head while on the shitter. Great for mornings when you're running late.

The Dirty Sanchez: Giving your partner a poop moustache using any excess fecal matter left on the penis after anal sex.

The Chub Rodeo: While giving it from behind, call your partner a "fat pig," and then jump on your partner's back and see how long you can hold on.

The Eiffel Tower: Giving your buddy high fives while having a threesome. A great way to express your true feelings torward the French.

The Hummer: Humming a tune on someone's scrotum allowing for added vibrations and background music.

The Mushroom Stamp: Leave a "lasting impression" by smacking the side of your partner's cheek with your penis.

The Popcorn Surprise: During a movie date, cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag and insert your erection to give your date a real handful.

The Rusty Trombone: Make some baby making music by placing your lips firmly on the mouthpiece and proceeding to pump the trombone.

The Shocker: Give her a real jolt with the classic "two in the pink, one in the stink."

Skiing: Jerking off two guys simultaneously to imitate the motion of using poles while skiing down a mountain.

The Snowplow: After making a mess while giving it from behind, use your partner's head to plow any excess precipitation out of the way.